It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

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It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

Post by jeanV » Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:48 pm

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Any scenario where baby Donnie would say he's pleased was a guaranteed win for Kim.

• Kim will get to keep his nukes and ICBMs and will buy the time of Trump's last two years

• Trump gains a photo op and the ability to peddle dubious brags to his Breitbart base.

Oh, almost forgot: Kim gained the right to fuck an oranged toupeed dumb fat white guy.

Come to think of it, it really does not to count it as a win. (except for someone like Roger)

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Trump says summit with North Korea's Kim is 'very, very good'

SINGAPORE (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump said he had forged a “good relationship” with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un at the start of a historic summit in Singapore on Tuesday, as the two men sought ways to end a nuclear standoff on the Korean peninsula.

.. they were soon smiling and holding each other by the arm, before Trump guided Kim to the library where they held a meeting with only their interpreters. Trump had said on Saturday he would know within a minute of meeting Kim whether he would reach a deal.

After some initial exchanges lasting around 40 minutes, Trump and Kim emerged, walking side-by-side through the colonnaded hotel before re-entering the meeting room, where they were joined by their most senior officials.

“There will be challenges ahead,” Kim said, but he vowed to work with Trump. Both men sat against in the hotel’s library against a backdrop of North Korean and U.S. flags, with Kim beaming broadly as the U.S. president gave him a thumbs up.
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Re: It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

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Re: It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

Post by jeanV » Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:00 pm

John Frum wrote:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:50 pm
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OK.

Meanwhile, Trump was raped by a fat 30ish tinpot dictator.

Q: does that make Trump gay? (aside from the pee tape)

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Re: It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

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Re: It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

Post by Slappy » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:58 pm

know one knows the details ya dumbass v


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the real rumor is a deal was reached a few weeks ago after the little monkey was threatened with a massive emp attack

this is just a show

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Re: It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

Post by Mikgof » Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:34 pm

Slappy wrote:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:58 pm
know one knows the details ya dumbass v


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the real rumor is a deal was reached a few weeks ago after the little monkey was threatened with a massive emp attack

this is just a show

Everyone knows that Kim will not give up his nukes. This is purely a photo op for both. Even Trump knows this. He even bragged about not bothering to prepare for this meeting. Even the dullest of people would prepare for a "historic" meeting if they honestly thought that it could possibly be more than a photo op.

The only conceivable way that North Korea would give up its nukes is if it was protected by Chinas nuclear umbrella. I've not heard that that is on the table.
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Re: It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

Post by jeanV » Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:23 pm

Slappy wrote:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:58 pm
know one knows the details ya dumbass v - this is just a show
Strangely enough, we agree: this is just a show

For obvious reasons, Kim will never give up on his nukes and ICBMs.
Correction: he could have done so if Trump had threatened Armageddon. Which he didn't.


But there's a more funny element to your sentence 'know one knows the details ya dumbass v':
Before anyone had details, Breitbart commentators were praisng Trump's stewardship.

When actually Trump gave up the reality of military exercises with SK
for the sahdow dream of NK ever relinquishing its nukes.


And to say Trump scrapped the Iran deal which was much more substantive.
And you dumb fools keep buying his big, empty words.

In GHWB's immortal words, Trump is a blowhard.
And you still buy it.

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Post by LeJizzOfMatoub » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:02 am

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Hahahaha you guys are delusional we've all seen the NK tests, their nukes and ICBMs are are so shitty and unreliable that Kim is probably begging the USA for help to dismantle it.
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Re: It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

Post by Soft Arrogance » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:27 am

After Kim Jong Un, we will have Kim Jong Deux!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

Post by jeanV » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:35 am

LeJizzOfMatoub wrote:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:02 am
Hahahaha you guys are delusional we've all seen the NK tests, their nukes and ICBMs are are so shitty and unreliable that Kim is probably begging the USA for help to dismantle it.

Do you ever get bored of being so stupid?

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Re: It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

Post by Mikgof » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:29 am

jeanV wrote:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:23 pm
Slappy wrote:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:58 pm
know one knows the details ya dumbass v - this is just a show

When actually Trump gave up the reality of military exercises with SK
for the shadow dream of NK ever relinquishing its nukes.
That one did come as a big surprise. I doubt that anyone saw that one coming. If anyone had then they would have been accused of being so anti-Trump that they'd lost all contact with reality. I have a low opinion of Trump's intelligence, but even I never for a moment considered that he'd give away so much for so little. So much for being a "great negotiator".

Photo ops seem to be getting more expensive by the day. God only knows what else he'll concede next time that he needs to change the headlines for a short while.
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Re: It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

Post by WilyB » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:42 am

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Trumps dominates, Kim is learning.

Thanks God we got him and not Hillary!!! :o

BTW guys, have you seen the awesome propaganda video the WH produced for Kim and his myrmidons? Fucking stroke of pure genius, best video ever! Great use of B&W vs. color. Another Reaganesque "Shining city up the hill" moment.
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Re: It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

Post by ThePussyBone4 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:29 am

JeanV

Did you enjoy having the Donald in Singapore?

Quite an honor.

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Re: It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

Post by Mikgof » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:30 pm

WilyB wrote:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:42 am
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/10 ... 8028686337

Trumps dominates, Kim is learning.

Thanks God we got him and not Hillary!!! :o

BTW guys, have you seen the awesome propaganda video the WH produced for Kim and his myrmidons? Fucking stroke of pure genius, best video ever! Great use of B&W vs. color. Another Reaganesque "Shining city up the hill" moment.

How exactly is it winning when the only concession given was to agree to Kim's demand that the US and South Korea stop joint military exercises? That is something that the North Koreans have demanded for decades to no avail. Trump handed it over in less than 40 minutes. Is this the winning that Trump said that you'd soon get sick of?
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Re: It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

Post by jeanV » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:31 pm

ThePussyBone4 wrote:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:29 am
Did you enjoy having the Donald in Singapore? Quite an honor.
Absolutely. mikgof is green with envy.

I got the king of LULZ in my small town before him.

No worries, mikgof, old chap; your turn is coming soon.

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Re: It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

Post by John Frum » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:13 pm

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Re: It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

Post by Poo Jogger » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:36 pm

Jean, sodomy is nothing to laugh about.

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Re: It's official: Kim wins and rapes Trump

Post by Mikgof » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:09 pm

jeanV wrote:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:31 pm
ThePussyBone4 wrote:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:29 am
Did you enjoy having the Donald in Singapore? Quite an honor.
Absolutely. mikgof is green with envy.

I got the king of LULZ in my small town before him.

No worries, mikgof, old chap; your turn is coming soon.

:)

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I somehow doubt that. Trump, the snowflake in chief won't turn up anywhere where there is the likelihood of protests against him. Besides which, our government will more than likely after the G7 debacle, cancel any such trip. After the threat of further sanctions against Canada, because Trudeau was mean to Trump, it would be foolish for the UK to have him on our soil.

Myself, I'd go full autocratic. I'd ban all protests within 2 miles of anywhere that Trump is likely to be. Put a D notice on press and TV for any reports on Trump that are less than flattering and bar all MP's who are less than sycophantic towards Trump. And I'd also have Trump address both houses of parliament (with the stroppy MP's barred from the chambers). All a bit extreme I know, but I do like my lulz.
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