GOD IS AMERICAN

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GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by John Frum » Sun Sep 03, 2017 11:27 pm

My people are delightful weed smokin niggaz


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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by Mikgof » Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:17 am

52 minutes. tl;dw. Way too long. Besides which, even the title is ridiculous. Everyone knows that God is an Englishman.
Alternative facts: Ignorance is Strength.

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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by Frank Weiner » Mon Sep 04, 2017 3:54 am

Mikgof wrote:
Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:17 am
52 minutes. tl;dw. Way too long. Besides which, even the title is ridiculous. Everyone knows that God is an Englishman.
What denomination?

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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by jeanV » Mon Sep 04, 2017 11:09 am

John Frum wrote:
Sun Sep 03, 2017 11:27 pm
GOD IS AMERICAN
Mikgof wrote:
Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:17 am
Everyone knows that God is an Englishman.

Define God.

:twisted:


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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by JohnB » Mon Sep 04, 2017 12:30 pm

Atheists are so boring.

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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by jeanV » Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:18 pm

jeanV wrote:
Mon Sep 04, 2017 11:09 am
Define God.
JohnB wrote:
Mon Sep 04, 2017 12:30 pm
Atheists are so boring.

Translation:

you don't have an answer.


Deists are so shallow.


:lol:
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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by Ami Bidasse » Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:38 pm

A American Gode ! :D

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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by Mikgof » Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:58 pm

Frank Weiner wrote:
Mon Sep 04, 2017 3:54 am
Mikgof wrote:
Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:17 am
52 minutes. tl;dw. Way too long. Besides which, even the title is ridiculous. Everyone knows that God is an Englishman.
What denomination?
Church of England of course. Anything else is fake religion and you'll burn in hell for eternity unless you change your blasphemous ways pretty quickly.
Alternative facts: Ignorance is Strength.

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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by Frank Weiner » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:22 am

Mikgof wrote:
Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:58 pm

Church of England of course. Anything else is fake religion and you'll burn in hell for eternity unless you change your blasphemous ways pretty quickly.
More than half in UK are non-religious, suggests survey.

The most dramatic reduction has been amongst those who identify as Anglican.

Church of England votes to explore transgender services.

Any wonder why?

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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by nappybonesapart5 » Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:30 am

because the church is there for all people including prudence and 1/2er

whatever you do for the least of my breathern you do for me ,

and you don't get more least than prudence and 1/2er
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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by Frank Weiner » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:47 am

Richard III was the god fearing king until the devil Tudor bastards arrived from France and created hell on earth.


He'll be back, you regicides. You wait.

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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by Frank Weiner » Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:20 pm

jeanV wrote:
Mon Sep 04, 2017 11:09 am
John Frum wrote:
Sun Sep 03, 2017 11:27 pm
GOD IS AMERICAN
Mikgof wrote:
Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:17 am
Everyone knows that God is an Englishman.

Define God.

:twisted:


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Atheists are boring.

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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by jeanV » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:04 am

jeanV wrote:
Mon Sep 04, 2017 11:09 am
Define God.
Frank Weiner wrote:
Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:20 pm
Atheists are boring.

I'm absolutely sorry if asking for definitions is dry and boring.

Especially when compared to the thrill and excitement provided by religious miracles.


Which usually, and quite unfortunately, can never be proven to have really happened.

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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by Spitcup » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:30 pm

Satan, meanwhile, is currently indwelling the rancid carcass of a Brit ex-pat in SW France.

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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by Roger1 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:32 am

Spitcup wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:30 pm
Satan, meanwhile, is currently indwelling the rancid carcass of a Brit ex-pat in SW France.
Shut the fuck up, Spitoon! :P
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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by AbeFroman » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:48 am

I heard that God is English.

Richard III

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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by Spitcup » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:45 pm

Roger1 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:32 am
Spitcup wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:30 pm
Satan, meanwhile, is currently indwelling the rancid carcass of a Brit ex-pat in SW France.
Shut the fuck up, Spitoon! :P
I would say "get behind me, Satan" but since its you, that'd be a bad idea

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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by jeanV » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:27 am

Roger1 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:32 am
Shut the fuck up, Spitoon! :P
Roger hates the whole world.

Sad!

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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by WilyB » Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:24 am

It's my God given right to be an Atheist! :lol:
This space for rent.

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Re: GOD IS AMERICAN

Post by jeanV » Thu Sep 14, 2017 11:08 am

WilyB wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:24 am
It's my God given right to be an Atheist! :lol:

Amen.

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