Some things should never be forgotten or forgiven.

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Some things should never be forgotten or forgiven.

Post by Mikgof » Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:36 am

Not very plausible. A "Yorkie" drinking Merlot is probably a dance instructor anyway. He just got caught by his wife and now he's desperately trying to explain it away.


http://newsthump.com/2016/11/15/yorkshi ... e-in-2004/


Yorkshire man ‘still haunted’ by accidental Rosé purchase in 2005

Yorkshireman ashamed of buying Rosé in 2005

A Leeds man remains deeply ashamed after buying a bottle of rosé by mistake in a dimly lit off-licence 12 years ago.

41-year-old Simon Williams claims to have bought the bottle in good faith, blaming inadequate lighting in the shop for what turned out to be a life-changing error.

He explained, “I assumed it was my usual £3.99 bottle of Merlot – a sturdy, masculine red suitable for consumption by adult men at no-nonsense social gatherings. But when I put it on the kitchen table I realised it was anything but.

“I stared at it in complete silence for around 15 minutes. To this day, I’ve no idea what rosé even is, but just looking at it made me feel like Dale Winton in a leotard.

“My wife walked in, looked at me, looked at the bottle and then looked at me again. I knew exactly what she was thinking so I tore off my shirt, wrestled the dog to the floor and punched myself hard in the face – just to prove I’m, you know, normal.

“She said she wouldn’t tell anyone but the news soon got out and people started putting on a girly voice whenever they spoke to me.

“The whole street still calls me Rosé Si.”
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Re: Some things should never be forgotten or forgiven.

Post by jeanV » Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:23 pm

Mikgof wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:36 am
A "Yorkie" drinking Merlot is probably a dance instructor anyway.

“The whole street still calls me Rosé Si.”



The whole village of L* R*m*** in SW France calls Roger 'Rosé Sister'.





But it's not linked to his choices in wines.










More to do with the 'rosé' apparel he wears in town.




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Post by Soft Arrogance » Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:11 am

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