Trump thinks that he's Cinderella!

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Trump thinks that he's Cinderella!

Post by Mikgof » Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:39 pm

You can't make this shit up. Even now the USA president is probably the top target in the world and Trump wants to ride in an open gold carriage! I can't see it happening to be honest. The only way that they can make him safe while riding in a carriage is to clear everyone out within a 2 mile radius at least 24 hours beforehand. It's not going to happen. Britain has enough problems without having to handle the aftermath of an American president being assassinated on British soil. If he wants to be Cinderella take him to Disney world.

President Trump wants to ride in the Queen’s gold-plated royal carriage when he visits London in autumn — an insistence that has thrown British security forces into a tizzy.

The carriage “would not be able to put up much resistance in the face of a rocket propelled grenade or high-powered ammunition,” one security source told the Times of London, noting that tens of thousands of people are expected to protest Trump’s visit.

“Armour-piercing rounds would make a very bad show of things,” the source added.

Still, the White House regards the carriage procession to Buckingham Palace as an essential bit of pomp for his state visit to the UK, currently planned for the second week of October, The Times reported Saturday.

Other world leaders have been treated to the traditional Horse Guards welcoming parade — in which the Queen’s ornate carriage is drawn down The Mall to Buckingham Palace by six white horses, each with its own top hat-wearing rider.

President Obama spared his hosts the trouble in 2011, instead speeding to the palace in a bullet and bomb-proof car.

But China’s Xi Jinping opted for the buggy ride in 2015 — though he chose to ride in an armor-plated closed carriage, rather than the Queen’s open and gold-plated version.

That same year, Mexican president Enrique Pena Nieto also took the Queen’s gilded carriage for a spin.

Now, sources are warning The Times that even without the carriage ride the security demands for Trump’s visit will dwarf those needed by other recent state visits.

“The vehicle which carries the president of the United States [during any state visit] is a spectacular vehicle,” the source told the newspaper.

“It is designed to withstand a massive attack like a low-level rocket grenade. If he’s in that vehicle he is incredibly well protected and on top of that it can travel at enormous speed.

“If he is in a golden coach being dragged up the Mall by a couple of horses, the risk factor is dramatically increased.

“There may well be protections in that coach such as bulletproof glass, but they are limited. In particularly it is very flimsy.”

More than 1.8 million Britons signed a petition demanding that the state visit be abandoned altogether because it will “cause embarrassment to Her Majesty the Queen.”
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Re: Trump thinks that he's Cinderella!

Post by FredMasse » Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:11 pm

Trump thinks he's a fucking american visiting your royal palace like it's Disneyland, this is one of the many reasons that made me love that guy and i was waiting this moment with high expectations and again the man delivers. You can expect him to fuck his wife in Charles bed with bestial growls echoing to Lizzie's bedroom and then he will wipe his cock in the royal curtains.



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Post by Mikgof » Fri Apr 21, 2017 6:33 pm

FredMasse wrote:Trump thinks he's a fucking american visiting your royal palace like it's Disneyland, this is one of the many reasons that made me love that guy and i was waiting this moment with high expectations and again the man delivers. You can expect him to fuck his wife in Charles bed with bestial growls echoing to Lizzie's bedroom and then he will wipe his cock in the royal curtains.



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He won't be allowed to parade in his pumpkin coach. If his handlers don't stop him then British security will put their foot down. Trump can commit elaborate suicide if he so wishes but it won't be at the cost of the Queen who would be in the frontline if Trumps fantasy was to come true.
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Re: Trump thinks that he's Cinderella!

Post by John Frum » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:42 pm

The Brits better throw rose petals at his feet since hes gonna rid the Kingdom of Muzzscum an bumbaclot niggaz.
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Re: Trump thinks that he's Cinderella!

Post by FredMasse » Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:10 pm

Mikgof wrote:
He won't be allowed to parade in his pumpkin coach.
You should know better after the elections, and the arm-wrestling with China over North-Korea...

Never underestimate The Don, never!


And it's YOUR pumpkin coach, since it's a property of YOUR queen, paid by the brit tax-payers and he gonna ride it, drive it and pimp it like there's no tomorrow, Make Britain great again!
(while slapping your Queen's precious wrinkled ass)
(it's a good thing Dewi doesn't post here anymore, he would have a heart-attack :lol: )

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Re: Trump thinks that he's Cinderella!

Post by Mikgof » Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:40 pm

FredMasse wrote:
Mikgof wrote:
He won't be allowed to parade in his pumpkin coach.
You should know better after the elections, and the arm-wrestling with China over North-Korea...

Never underestimate The Don, never!


And it's YOUR pumpkin coach, since it's a property of YOUR queen, paid by the brit tax-payers and he gonna ride it, drive it and pimp it like there's no tomorrow, Make Britain great again!
(while slapping your Queen's precious wrinkled ass)
(it's a good thing Dewi doesn't post here anymore, he would have a heart-attack :lol: )

The coach goes back centuries. It's wheeled out to impress stupid tourists. You're obviously unaware that our royal family is nothing but a theme park these days that draws in tourists and their lovely money. Trump is the only leader ever to request a ride in one in a full ceremony. A girl guide might be impressed by it but come on, a grown man actually requesting it. Next thing, he'll be requesting a pair of glass slippers and an evening gown.

I'm in two minds about this. If he gets his way it will be hilarious but the downside is that every terrorist in the world will be flocking to Britain for a once in a lifetime chance of assassinating the US president. Sure, the security forces will stop most of them but a few will get through and its us that have to clear up the blood afterwards.

It's all moot anyway. His security forces will stop it. But we have learnt one thing; at heart, Trump is a young girl who dreams of becoming a princess.
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Re: Trump thinks that he's Cinderella!

Post by FredMasse » Sat Apr 22, 2017 12:58 am

Mikgof wrote:

The coach goes back centuries.
So it was built with the blood of working children, the victorian era and Charles Dickens instantly came to my mind, awesome!

Mikgof wrote:You're obviously unaware that our royal family is nothing but a theme park these days that draws in tourists and their lovely money.
Don't worry Trump knows it, you wanking brits better get out of your pubs with a pint of Guiness in the left hand and an overburned fish and chips rolled in a greasy newspaper page in the right hand. There will be Blackwater mofos in full combat gear to make you behave properly and chase the ululating muslims out of the streets to make the God-Emperor coach ride enjoyable. It'd better be a nice postal card after all the shit you toothless bastards talked before his election.

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The Queen security? No thanks.

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Re: Trump thinks that he's Cinderella!

Post by JeanV. » Sat Apr 22, 2017 10:33 am

Mikgof wrote:The coach goes back centuries. It's wheeled out to impress stupid tourists. You're obviously unaware that our royal family is nothing but a theme park these days that draws in tourists and their lovely money. Trump is the only leader ever to request a ride in one in a full ceremony. A girl guide might be impressed by it but come on, a grown man actually requesting it. Next thing, he'll be requesting a pair of glass slippers and an evening gown.
Trump just confirmed he believes his foreign policy role is to be a stupid tourist with a taste for bling.


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Re: Trump thinks that he's Cinderella!

Post by FredMasse » Sat Apr 22, 2017 10:38 am

The passive-aggressive stance of Trump with failing North-Korea who can't launch a fucking missile while praising China (the chinese use the art of praising people with subtle hints of disdain, Trump got it, it's a discreet war that ignorant people can't understand) is pure genius, 4-D chess at its best, but of course CretinV of the Global Village is laughing stupidly at a fucking holiday trip, some things never change :roll:

The wise people will observe with delight the fall of North-Korea as helpless Kim Jong Fat get so mad he might start to bite the chinese hand.


Trump has been there, done that, to the top of his country. JeanV is a fool in Singapore smog, eating deer penis soup.

(this red karma on such a deep geopolitical analysis reveals that you lost your nerves faster than the North-Korean idiot in chief)
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Re: Trump thinks that he's Cinderella!

Post by Mikgof » Sat Apr 22, 2017 2:53 pm

FredMasse wrote:
Mikgof wrote:

The coach goes back centuries.
So it was built with the blood of working children, the victorian era and Charles Dickens instantly came to my mind, awesome!

Mikgof wrote:You're obviously unaware that our royal family is nothing but a theme park these days that draws in tourists and their lovely money.
Don't worry Trump knows it, you wanking brits better get out of your pubs with a pint of Guiness in the left hand and an overburned fish and chips rolled in a greasy newspaper page in the right hand. There will be Blackwater mofos in full combat gear to make you behave properly and chase the ululating muslims out of the streets to make the God-Emperor coach ride enjoyable. It'd better be a nice postal card after all the shit you toothless bastards talked before his election.

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The Queen security? No thanks.

That is a brilliant idea. Let America be entirely responsible for Trumps security. That way he can play at being the fairy princess all that he likes. Close off the Mall for the day and he can ship in his own supporters. The only proviso being that he signs on the dotted line first for a trade deal. Otherwise the whole farce would have been a total waste of time.
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Re: Trump thinks that he's Cinderella!

Post by FredMasse » Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:59 pm

Mikgof wrote:The only proviso being that he signs on the dotted line first for a trade deal. Otherwise the whole farce would have been a total waste of time.
Yes indeed, but, sadly, Cinderella might have to leave the ball before midnight :roll:

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