Clampett Castle
The Clampetts finally arrive at Clampett castle, and meet Mr. Faversham, who they call Major Domo after a misunderstanding with his name, also mistaking his name for a greeting. Granny decides to check on Marcus, but doesn’t know that the dog of the house is sitting in the bed. She feels the dog through the curtain and thinks the staff and doctors have been neglecting him. Jethro is working on fulfilling his duty as a knight and decides to start hunting dragons. He has no luck with that. Elly also is working on getting a knight by acting as a damsel in distress. And Granny soon believes that the family dog ate Marcus and tries to convince Jed, who doesn’t believe the story. Drysdale finally arrives at the castle, getting told about the Clampetts and they’re strange ways. And Granny decides she wants to leave because of the man-eating dog.
Fuck Blair, a socialist PM? The grinning cunt took the whole fucking country for a ride, and now he is buying that old queen, Geilgud's palace, amongst others. Fuck him and his ventriloquist dummy wife! How many have died for him being Dubya's poodle?
I will have to go to bed and think on that, but he can snap his beak in time with the *music*, and hop about a bit. Wot!