A Marks and Spencer's wool/nylon mix Argyle sock found under the bed of Rogger Frog of Frogland (F) exhibited a tensile strength of 6.3 gigapascals 9.17x105lb/in2, and a Knoop hardness value of 8412. Scientists at a French University who examined it estimate that Roggers's sock, slightly harder than a diamond has been masturbated into more than 11,000 times since its last wash.
You mucky, dirty old cunt
