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One Of My Cats Has Pissed On My Toaster!
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By: roger1
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On August 31, 2010, 05:34:51 pm
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Alan, where is that toaster you promised me? I woz doing my breakfast of baked beans on toast. I put my 2 slices in and pressed the plunge button. There woz a puff of evil smelling tom-cat piss steam from the device! I asked my friend Deiter The German, wot I should do. He said throw the fucking thing out, or for ever, your toast will stink of cat's piss. Is he right? 
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10 Replies to "One Of My Cats Has Pissed On My Toaster!"
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Re: One Of My Cats Has Pissed On My Toaster!
By: Dr Pong
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On August 31, 2010, 05:50:05 pm
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Rog, run don't walk out to the wheelie bin.
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Re: One Of My Cats Has Pissed On My Toaster!
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By: biz
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On August 31, 2010, 06:51:40 pm
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Too bad it wasn't on when he took that piss. 
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Re: One Of My Cats Has Pissed On My Toaster!
By: Dr Pong
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On September 01, 2010, 07:19:34 am
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Roger put it out for the council clean-up.
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Re: One Of My Cats Has Pissed On My Toaster!
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By: biz
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On September 01, 2010, 11:21:52 am
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It's going in the recycling bin for collection in the morning. A cat pissed in one of my slippers recently. I didn't notice for a while, couldn't figure out why the stench was following me around. It probably was an improvement, rog..
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Re: One Of My Cats Has Pissed On My Toaster!
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By: pitpig
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On September 01, 2010, 12:19:05 pm
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Cats are filthy animals and should be shot on sight.
Rogger how come you have electricity in your tent, or does the toaster run on batterys?
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Re: One Of My Cats Has Pissed On My Toaster!
By: biz
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On September 01, 2010, 12:28:20 pm
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It's going in the recycling bin for collection in the morning. A cat pissed in one of my slippers recently. I didn't notice for a while, couldn't figure out why the stench was following me around. It probably was an improvement, rog.. Improvement on wot, Biz, old fruit? On the normal stench that follows you around......
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Re: One Of My Cats Has Pissed On My Toaster!
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By: eachuiskie
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On September 01, 2010, 03:32:16 pm
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 I have a large house with a 11ft ceiling in the livingroom. I've been considering erecting a shed in the middle, with a window, so I can watch the telly during the winter. It gets fucking cold here. Might I suggest.............
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Re: One Of My Cats Has Pissed On My Toaster!
By: flyindutchman 
Comments: 666, member since Thu 23rd Jul, 2009
On September 01, 2010, 08:29:39 pm
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........yer muffins smell like pussy?
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how's my posting? call 1-800-eat-shit
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Re: One Of My Cats Has Pissed On My Toaster!
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By: Roger B'stard
Comments: 1379, member since Mon 19th Jul, 2010
On September 02, 2010, 12:20:28 am
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Roger did you ever think you may have pissed in your slipper and didn't even know it. You are at that age old boy.
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Re: One Of My Cats Has Pissed On My Toaster!
By: Dr Pong
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On September 02, 2010, 07:33:00 am
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The more I think about it, I'm sure that Roger's pissing on the toaster and blaming it on the kitties!
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