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My Computer Crashed, Bollocks!
By: roger1Member has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On April 13, 2010, 02:32:14 pm
Edited by roger1 on April 13, 2010, 02:35:04 pm

I have these four vids, but I've forgotten where I was going to post them. Something about the Pope, I think. Anyway, I'll post them here , bollocks! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Tk3XNzw08" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Tk3XNzw08</a> Tongue<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zDi8bqTbUc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zDi8bqTbUc</a> joy<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H6emkn5BOU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H6emkn5BOU</a> happy<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSMv59cksl4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSMv59cksl4</a>

 

28 Replies to "My Computer Crashed, Bollocks!"

Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 3)
By: pitpigMember has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On April 13, 2010, 04:19:14 pm

Did you get a police report and inform your insurance?

 
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 2)
By: numbnutsMember has posted 86 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 256 Karma
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On April 13, 2010, 05:40:19 pm

We don't 'av them 'n that in Narfook.

narfook you too frenchie!

 

I'm still hungary!
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 2)
By: Mr PhilMember has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On April 14, 2010, 11:23:42 am

Aren't you the guy that walks around france with a beret and ascot on and a baguet under your arm?

 
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 3)
By: NOT_kava_kavaMember has posted 542 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 782 Karma
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On April 14, 2010, 12:38:15 pm

you're disgusting roger!

i hope a poodle shits in your beret!

 

shut up wodger!
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 2)
By: Mr PhilMember has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On April 14, 2010, 01:05:00 pm

Aren't you the guy that walks around france with a beret and ascot on and a baguet under your arm?
joy I often wear my beret, I am not sure about the *ascot*, that is a Yankee term. I often wear a red, foursquare knotted neck scarf, Basque style, and sometimes buy a baguette [note the spelling Mr P]. Yes, I pose as the classic Frenchman with my magnificent mustache sometimes curled. I do it for my own amusement from the double takes I often receive. I miss my outdoor Sunday art exhibition in London, and in my younger days, busking on the South Coast. Now I am the local mad artist and DJ, dishing out music, in the small village popular with tourists, where I live. I have lots of compliments, often from passing Yanks.

Yeah whatever, frenchie...

 
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 2)
By: D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.Member has posted 1914 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 3301 Karma
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On April 14, 2010, 03:19:38 pm

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I have lots of compliments, often from passing Yanks.

I hate to break it to you, old bean but they're laughing AT you not WITH you.

 

An open mind is a con artist's playground.
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 2)
By: D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.Member has posted 1914 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 3301 Karma
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On April 14, 2010, 03:43:00 pm

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I have lots of compliments, often from passing Yanks.

I hate to break it to you, old bean but they're laughing AT you not WITH you.
Grin Quite honestly, dear boy, I don't give a fuck, either way! Water off a duck's back to me.

That is an excellent trait you possess. You're a foppish freak and do not care who knows it.

Good on you sirrah.

 

An open mind is a con artist's playground.
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 4)
By: Mr PhilMember has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On April 14, 2010, 04:46:48 pm

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Yes, I pose as the classic Frenchman with my magnificent mustache sometimes curled.

 confused

No hard feelings Roger, but I've decided to take you off my buddy list.

 
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 2)
By: eachuiskieMember has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On April 14, 2010, 06:39:45 pm

Why do you betray jolly old England by living in fnarch, Woger?  Or do you just prefer algerian cock to paki cock?

 
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 1)
By: Liberal3801Member has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On April 14, 2010, 06:47:04 pm

it didnt crash, you bored it to death. you doddering senile idiot


CAP , you forgot to mention incontinent.

 
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 1)
By: Liberal3801Member has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On April 14, 2010, 07:18:17 pm

Roger, do you drive a 2CV?

 
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 2)
By: Alan B'stardMember has posted 22075 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 4989 Karma *
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On April 15, 2010, 03:30:53 am

Roger, do you drive a 2CV?

great cars
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FRovouOLyQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FRovouOLyQ</a>

 

a selfish, greedy, dishonest, devious lecherous, sadistic ultra-right-wing Conservative back bencher.

Alan beresford B'Stard M P
Obnoxious as always!
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks!
By: Alan B'stardMember has posted 22075 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 4989 Karma *
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On April 15, 2010, 03:41:24 am

We don't 'av them 'n that in Narfook.

narfook you too frenchie!

clever comment that

 

a selfish, greedy, dishonest, devious lecherous, sadistic ultra-right-wing Conservative back bencher.

Alan beresford B'Stard M P
Obnoxious as always!
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks!
By: Alan B'stardMember has posted 22075 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 4989 Karma *
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On April 15, 2010, 03:42:23 am
Edited by Alan B'stard on April 15, 2010, 04:03:13 am

Roger, do you drive a 2CV?

great cars
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FRovouOLyQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FRovouOLyQ</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llak5zRDLf0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llak5zRDLf0</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23HBx4mq5Tw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23HBx4mq5Tw</a>

 

a selfish, greedy, dishonest, devious lecherous, sadistic ultra-right-wing Conservative back bencher.

Alan beresford B'Stard M P
Obnoxious as always!
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 1)
By: Liberal3801Member has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On April 15, 2010, 05:00:04 am
Edited by Liberal3801 on April 15, 2010, 05:05:40 am

Roger, do you drive a 2CV?
Grin No, I drive a Citroen C4 Exclusive with all the bells and whistles, and my shopping trolly is my Daewoo Matiz, which I have had for nearly 12 yrs. I might upgrade to a C5 V6 diesel, but my C4 is fine! I would have a sportscar but I don't fit most of them. I would need a hoist to pull me out.


As if being old and doddery wasn't bad enough, you're a fat cunt to boot. Grin

 
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 2)
By: Mr PhilMember has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On April 15, 2010, 09:17:14 am

Roger, do you drive a 2CV?
Grin No, I drive a Citroen C4 Exclusive with all the bells and whistles, and my shopping trolly is my Daewoo Matiz, which I have had for nearly 12 yrs. I might upgrade to a C5 V6 diesel, but my C4 is fine! I would have a sportscar but I don't fit most of them. I would need a hoist to pull me out.



confused

 
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 1)
By: Mr PhilMember has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On April 15, 2010, 09:43:20 am

Roger, do you drive a 2CV?
Grin No, I drive a Citroen C4 Exclusive with all the bells and whistles, and my shopping trolly is my Daewoo Matiz, which I have had for nearly 12 yrs. I might upgrade to a C5 V6 diesel, but my C4 is fine! I would have a sportscar but I don't fit most of them. I would need a hoist to pull me out.

Just to confirm - I have removed you from my buddy list!

 
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 3)
By: Mr PhilMember has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On April 15, 2010, 01:19:01 pm

Roger, do you drive a 2CV?
Grin No, I drive a Citroen C4 Exclusive with all the bells and whistles, and my shopping trolly is my Daewoo Matiz, which I have had for nearly 12 yrs. I might upgrade to a C5 V6 diesel, but my C4 is fine! I would have a sportscar but I don't fit most of them. I would need a hoist to pull me out.

Just to confirm - I have removed you from my buddy list!
joy Why should I care about that? I will not loose any sleep sobbing into my pillow over you, you bald headed twat. Get fucked!

Too bad, frenchie.  Sobbing into your pillow just mioght wash out some of the cat urine!

 
Re: My Computer Crashed, Bollocks! (karma: 1)
By: NOT_kava_kavaMember has posted 542 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 782 Karma
Comments: 542, member since Fri 12th Mar, 2010
On April 15, 2010, 01:25:57 pm

I'm just built like a brick shithouse, with a large, curly moustache.

que?


 

shut up wodger!
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