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Terms of Service (karma: 4)
By: Alan B'stardMember has posted 22074 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 4989 Karma *
Comments: 22074, member since Mon 1st Dec, 2008
On November 13, 2009, 09:20:52 pm
Edited by Alan B'stard on June 10, 2011, 11:19:03 pm

TOS

 BANS HERE ARE FOR CHILD PORN.  CHILD PORN WILL BRING A PERM BAN and so will;

 personal info without permission of the person concerned

 animal cruelty, and that includes religious slaughter and what is deemed cruel by the standards of a civilized country

 porn showing anal fixations

scatology or crappy toilets

]No blood and guts but dead bodies fine

These post will be removed upon sight

 those members who choose to start threads must post news and articles regularly, or have your rants removed.  After you post an article, you may say what you like, including trolling rants.  That's fine.  However, to initiate threads you must post news and articles on a regular basis.  A genuine inquiry and something comedic is fine to initiate a thread.  The definition of a regular basis is a matter for the mods

moderators must be even handed and not belong to a faction, nor assist any individual or faction over another individual or faction

 

a selfish, greedy, dishonest, devious lecherous, sadistic ultra-right-wing Conservative back bencher.

Alan beresford B'Stard M P
Obnoxious as always!

80 Replies to "Terms of Service"

Re: Terms of Service
By: GoatseMember has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On November 13, 2009, 09:44:32 pm

A good start Alan. Now separate Child porn from the others by making it an instant permanent ban with no appeal.

We need to ensure that all members know the site TOS.

 
Re: Terms of Service (karma: 2)
By: BlueCollarUSAMember has posted 220 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 622 Karma
Comments: 220, member since Mon 20th Jul, 2009
On November 13, 2009, 09:45:20 pm

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No blood and guts but dead bodies fine

That doesn't make sense, Alan.


 
Re: Terms of Service
By: Alan B'stardMember has posted 22074 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 4989 Karma *
Comments: 22074, member since Mon 1st Dec, 2008
On November 13, 2009, 09:46:35 pm

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No blood and guts but dead bodies fine

That doesn't make sense, Alan.



a person can be dead without their head blown off or their guts hanging out

 

a selfish, greedy, dishonest, devious lecherous, sadistic ultra-right-wing Conservative back bencher.

Alan beresford B'Stard M P
Obnoxious as always!
Re: Terms of Service (karma: 1)
By: GoatseMember has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On November 13, 2009, 09:46:52 pm

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No blood and guts but dead bodies fine

That doesn't make sense, Alan.



He wants to keep posting dead Jew porn.

He's hoping to bring back geebers and Dutch.

 
Re: Terms of Service
By: Alan B'stardMember has posted 22074 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 4989 Karma *
Comments: 22074, member since Mon 1st Dec, 2008
On November 13, 2009, 09:47:35 pm

A good start Alan. Now separate Child porn from the others by making it an instant permanent ban with no appeal.

We need to ensure that all members know the site TOS.

OK ban for child porn it is.  They will know the site TOS by reading the thing

 

a selfish, greedy, dishonest, devious lecherous, sadistic ultra-right-wing Conservative back bencher.

Alan beresford B'Stard M P
Obnoxious as always!
Re: Terms of Service
By: Alan B'stardMember has posted 22074 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 4989 Karma *
Comments: 22074, member since Mon 1st Dec, 2008
On November 13, 2009, 09:48:02 pm

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No blood and guts but dead bodies fine

That doesn't make sense, Alan.



He wants to keep posting dead Jew porn.

He's hoping to bring back geebers and Dutch.

it can be dead anyone

 

a selfish, greedy, dishonest, devious lecherous, sadistic ultra-right-wing Conservative back bencher.

Alan beresford B'Stard M P
Obnoxious as always!
Re: Terms of Service
By: soxMember has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On November 13, 2009, 09:52:41 pm

 

So why did you remove this soup nazi? Ya know....your sister....


 
Re: Terms of Service (karma: 1)
By: GoatseMember has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On November 13, 2009, 09:56:03 pm

So why did you remove this soup nazi? Ya know....your sister....



It doesn't meet any of the TOS criteria for deletion Alan. And to be fair the ladies like to see cawks just as much as PR does.

 
Re: Terms of Service (karma: 1)
By: flyindutchmanMember has posted 666 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 1768 Karma
Comments: 666, member since Thu 23rd Jul, 2009
On November 13, 2009, 09:57:01 pm

....................can i purchase and extended warranty that would cover me in the event that i am accidently exposed to one of these visual offenses before it is removed which would allow me to recieve psychiatric counselling and prescibed treatment by a psychiatric professional including medications?


                   i just wanna cover all my bases.

 

how's my posting? call 1-800-eat-shit
Re: Terms of Service (karma: 2)
By: GoatseMember has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On November 13, 2009, 09:57:49 pm

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No blood and guts but dead bodies fine

That doesn't make sense, Alan.



a person can be dead without their head blown off or their guts hanging out

They, they CAN??!!


I've been doing it wrong all this time...

 
Re: Terms of Service (karma: 3)
By: BlueCollarUSAMember has posted 220 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 622 Karma
Comments: 220, member since Mon 20th Jul, 2009
On November 13, 2009, 09:58:43 pm

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No personal info

Agreed.  It discourages new members, and drives away old ones.


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No child porn

Its illegal to have or disseminate.  A permaban and report the scumbag to the authorities.



The rest is content censorship, Alan.  You will delete things you personally find distasteful.

That means a TOS that is chaotically applied and impossible to understand.


No personal info.  Nothing illegal.  That's it.

Let it roll.

 
Re: Terms of Service (karma: 2)
By: GoatseMember has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On November 13, 2009, 10:01:43 pm

 

What do you consider to be animal cruelty.  And what countries do you think are civilized?

Halal butchering by muzzies is OK with Alan, but Kosher butchering by Jews is forbidden.

Sieg Heil!

And the only country Alan finds civilized admires David Hasselhoff for some reason unknown.

 
Re: Terms of Service
By: flyindutchmanMember has posted 666 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 1768 Karma
Comments: 666, member since Thu 23rd Jul, 2009
On November 13, 2009, 10:05:01 pm

 
So why did you remove this soup nazi? Ya know....your sister....




.......god, that's a huge clit.
 

 

how's my posting? call 1-800-eat-shit
Re: Terms of Service (karma: 1)
By: BlueCollarUSAMember has posted 220 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 622 Karma
Comments: 220, member since Mon 20th Jul, 2009
On November 13, 2009, 10:06:06 pm

....................can i purchase and extended warranty that would cover me in the event that i am accidently exposed to one of these visual offenses before it is removed which would allow me to recieve psychiatric counselling and prescibed treatment by a psychiatric professional including medications?
                


You're covered under AlanCare, dutchman.

Its like ObamaCare, but Alan pays for it out of his own pocket.

It was explained in the pamphlet that came as part of your TrollHouse Welcome Packet.  The one with the complimentary clock radio we all got for signing up.


 
Re: Terms of Service
By: Liberal3801Member has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On November 13, 2009, 10:06:46 pm

What about girls giving golden showers?

 
Re: Terms of Service
By: soxMember has posted N/A comments, click to view recent comments.
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On November 13, 2009, 10:07:38 pm

 
So why did you remove this soup nazi? Ya know....your sister....




.......god, that's a huge clit.
 



LOL....and no toe nail

 
Re: Terms of Service
By: D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.Member has posted 1914 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 3301 Karma
Comments: 1914, member since Sun 9th Aug, 2009
On November 13, 2009, 10:08:50 pm

Sigh ... stop giving the old man a hard time.

He's trying.

…and he farts dust.

 

An open mind is a con artist's playground.
Re: Terms of Service (karma: 1)
By: flyindutchmanMember has posted 666 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 1768 Karma
Comments: 666, member since Thu 23rd Jul, 2009
On November 13, 2009, 10:13:29 pm

It was explained in the pamphlet that came as part of your TrollHouse Welcome Packet.  The one with the complimentary clock radio we all got for signing up.


..........i never got the pamphlet or the clock radio. all i got was a 4" vase with some chincey plastic flowers. i think they belonged on the receptionists desk.




        i'm not covered am i?

 

how's my posting? call 1-800-eat-shit
Re: Terms of Service
By: flyindutchmanMember has posted 666 comments, click to view recent comments. Member has 1768 Karma
Comments: 666, member since Thu 23rd Jul, 2009
On November 13, 2009, 10:15:22 pm

.......ya know al, if this about offending that female dev you can always get her one of these.



 

how's my posting? call 1-800-eat-shit
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